reblog if you are a dragon

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

onlinegf:

you were born to impress no one but yourself

plantkitten:

i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

thinsiqnificant:

my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

greatwhiteprivilege:

hot people with tattoos and glasses make me sweat

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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